Almost Wordless Wednesday

First day home.

Mike..

So i bets youse are all wondering who the heck is Mike, well mums uncle told her this funny thing which mum didn't believe until she researched it.....

Mike is (or was, he's dead now) A HEADLESS CHICKEN!!!!!!
Yep youse heard me right, a HEADLESS chicken.

He was a normal chicken in a normal farm and as we all know when chickens live on farms they get killed so we can eats them, the farmer man was getting ready to chop Mike's head off (poor Mike) and when he did the weirdest thing happened. The farmer man missed the jugular vein, leaving most of Mike's brain stem intact!!!!!! Mike was able to walk clumsily and even balance on a perch!  Since Mike didn't die, the farmer man decided to keep him and dedicate his life to caring for the money-making headless chicken. He fed him a diet of milk and water via a eye dropper. The chicken was quite a hit and earned $4, 500 per month by doing side shows, he was valued at around $10, 000!

Sadly in March 1947 at a motel in Phoenix Mike died, he started chocking in the middle of the night and the farmer man had left his throat cleaning syringe and eye dropper at the show, Mike sadly chocked to death.

How bizarre is that!!!

I would do a fact but i think Mike's story is a fact in itself... chickens can survive without a head BOL.

Oh yeah another thing, mum told me to tells you all thankyou, me and mummy have been going through a really tough time and youse have managed to cheer us up every single day! We love coming on here and reading your adventures and stuffs, and the comments youse all leave have me and mummy laughing all the time, thankyou so much!!! 

Although Pip is on the mend, keep him in your thoughts<3

Night guys!!

Tweenies?!?!

Mum is a member of this dog forum and someone asked why they named there dogs what they did, i was very interested to see why mum named me Milo, this is why...

Well when i came home (in 2009) mums sister was only little, she used to watch the tweenies and there was one character on it called Milo, he was funny, excitable and hyper- mum said his personality completely suited mine so the name suited perfectly!!!

This is Milo from the tweenies!! 

Mum also said i was gonna be called Ozzy!! Imagine me being called Ozzy!! Although Ozzy is a lovely name it wouldn't suit me!!

Have a magnificent monday!!

Oh yeah i haven't done my fact of the day for ages!! Me and mum forgot all about it!!!

Just one more thing before i go, mum was looking through her old pictures of me on facebook and came across this....

I swears i wasn't drunk when this was taken.. BOL!!!! 

Super Saturday...

Creative title right? ;]

Anyways today has been so EXCITING!!! I have something very important to tells you all....

There is a very special person here in blogville (well youse are all special but yeah) her name is Lynne, she is extremely talented and makes such beautiful crochets! Mum contacted Lynne and ordered a mini me, it came today- i've never seen mum run to the door so fast!!! As soon as mummy seen it she fell in love she was all like ohhhhh and ahhhhhh, not only did we get a little me we got a Christmas tree to!! Thanks Lynne!! Me and mum think everyone should have one of these, they are amazing and so special. Sadly I'm not allowed to play with mini Milo...apparently i play to rough!! Although i wasn't allowed to play with him i gots to sit with him for pictures...

Chilling on the couch together 

THANKYOU LYNNE!!!

Here he is!

Thankyou so much Lynne, me and mum are so grateful, you really are fabulous!! 

I also have some tragic news, remember my new stuffs i got yesterday? Well, Nigel (the pheasant stuffie) has had an accident and needs an operation, hopefully nurse mummy will be able to save him... come back tomorrow to see how Nigel gots on!!!

Oh and...

Like my new collar? 

Have a fantastic day everyone!!! 

Shopping spree

Mum went on a big shopping spree today, not for herself of course, that would be silly! She went for me, this morning she headed off to pets at home to get me some more food and came back with a lot more than just food. I can't wait for tomorrow cause thats when i gets them all!!

You see that weird looking stuffie by the string o' sausages? It's a pheasant, mum gots it for me cause she knows how much i love chasing the pheasants on the field, it even makes a pheasant noise when you bite it!!! 

I don't get why mum loves this little doggy tag she gots for me so much, i don't like them cause they make jingly noises and let the pheasants know i'm coming.. at least my pheasant can't run or fly away!

I think Molly's horoscopes were spot on. My mums is Pisces and it said about getting loads of new stuffs.... it was so true!! Thanks for predicting that so well Molly!!

Oh yeah i seen Blue, my next door neighbor today!
Hey mum is that Blue?
Yep, that's him.
Can i go play zoomies with him?
No, he's inside, you can if he comes out.
Oh yay, he has really big ears for a staffie
Yeah, he looks a bit like batman doesn't he, he can be bat dog
WHAT?!?!?!

Obviously mum is confused because i am the one and only bat dawg in England.
Have a fantastic friday everyone!!

Looking back...

Yesterdays post wasn't very big so today i'll make up for it- todays post i'm gonna look back on the wonderful year of 2012. 

Well on the 21st June 2012 i started blogging and shared some puppy pictures

I also took a few trips to the vets, first for a throat infection and then to get neutered (took me a while to forgive mum for that one). 

As you can see i wasn't very happy with mum!!!

No cone can contain me.

I even got into a fight in 2012! I got into my first ever fight with another dog which isn't a very good memory, mum says i haven't been the same around dogs since (well duhh). A great highlight though was when i met uncle Lewis, i'd seen him when i was a tiny pup but not since i got bigger so it was great when he started coming on walks with me and mum!

Another one of my best memories is when mum baked me some lovely doggy treats, yummy.

Wow 2012 was defiantly something, i even got a new sister in the form of a little abandoned kitten- my mummy found her in a field and we looked after her for a while till she got a new home, although i liked her she didn't like me!!! Cheeky thing, i mean who can't love my gorgeous face?!?!

Her first night at my house after mummy found her

A few weeks later she was looking a lot better, it's incredible what some food, water and mummy love can do!!!!

I had my third birthday to!! Which was great, there was loads of cake :D

And who can forget my big, muddy walkies? I've loved and treasured all my walkies with mummy this year, it's been a fantastic year with walkies!

Except that walk where i cuts my tongue, that was painful.

Probably the worst memory was when my friend Tyson passed away, RIP Tysie, i will never forget the fun walkies we had in the park together.

Oh yeah- i moved into nan B's with mum for a little while and have loads of fun there, i was spoiled rotten and will never forget my amazing time at nan B's (mums nans). We spent the weeks up to Christmas there and thats when we came fully back to blog and met all you amazing furiends, youse have made this year special, i love reading everyones adventures and storys, i cannot wait to spend a fantastic 2013 with you all<3 

Mummy wants to say a few words to- 

Thankyou all for making this year such a good one, everyone here brings a smile to my face each day. We all really have a fantastic community here, i love you all so much, thankyou for making this year so lovely, loads of love Elise xxx

Gods mummy you're making me all choke up, have a great day everyone- heres your fact of the day...

Happy new year!!!!!

Well i'm a little late but HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! The stupid internet wouldn't work again (grrrr) so we haven't been around. Sorry :(

So far mine and mums new year hasn't been so well. Me and mum didn't get to spend the new year together due to family problems :( But we hope everyone else has had a great day!!

This is only gonna be a little post so i will make it up to youse all tomorrow.
Before we go heres the daily fact..